Setting the House on Fire

That's what happens if I and my sis end up spending more time together. We are poles apart and yet we are similar.

At home, I become the Silencer and she a Loudspeaker. We still remember the day when we removed her tonsils, her voice and our lives changed forever.

We still fights like kids, making fun of each other and sometimes when it gets too far, it takes the form of an argument. That's when the referee comes in the picture, forget to add that Amma dons that role.

We have undergone a complete role reversal as adults, I act as the elder one which I am not. Growing up, I was the mischievous child who had the tag of "trouble maker" written everywhere across his face while she was the quiet one. That has changed a lot!!!

Our conversations are of a one way channel where we both speak what we want to and don't really listen what the other is saying. The peace that is brokered remains for a very short time. We are like India and Pakistan constant on the war zone though we both claim that we are India.

We have our set of ground rules which both of us agreed to follow and if any of us breaks that rule then from that time the rule never exist!!

We are the best of friends and the worst of enemies. Wonder how we would end up if we were a team? Few years back we were thinking about participating in the KBC siblings special coz we are both high on GK (General Knowledge) and could have at least won some moolah. We never tried as we were camera shy :P

The Amazing Race Show would be a perfect opportunity for both of us to test how will we do. For that to happen will take time...

As of now, there is peace but the small arguments still continues...

Solution

“We are always aware of the solutions to our problems

The sooner you act on it, the problem cease to exist
The more you delay, the bigger the problem gets”

Call Me Yogi Baba please

Now onwards, I am going to add Baba against my name and also hold pravachans to guide the misguided souls (Doesn't matter how lost I myself will be).

I got this idea from one of my friends as he said "bas kar re baba" as I went on to give my divine advice. My sister always keeps on saying that when she tells me something I should just listen and not to tell what to do. It has become a habit of mine, to tell others what they should and don't if I think they are doing something that could jeopardize them.

Don't ask me how I got into the habit, but then with a mind like mine it is hard to ignore :P

On the other hand I think I would do better than other "babas" in giving gyaan straight from the real life than from the mythological epics. I think it would be good a way to earn an alternative income in these times of recession.

May be in the next 5 years or may be soon, I could too buy myself a bungalow in either Juhu or Bandra. So, please the readers of this blog and my future followers :D if you think you need any advice/decisions to be made, don't hesitate to get in touch with me.

Don't forget to make a small donation so that this struggling baba could make his mark and hold his pravachans. I am in need of sponsors to finance them, in return I will act as counselor for their employees and promote their products among my followers.

Tho Bhakt Jano take a deep breath and let it out slowly, do it 2 to 3 times and you will feel the difference.

See, I can be the new Cyber age Yogi Baba reaching my bhakts through their computers.